Vampire Shrink Competition!

Hi everyone!

If you would like to get your hands on a signed, dated and located  first edition of the fabulous Vampire Shrink by Lynda Hilburn – our first ever JFB title, then keep reading!

Can you write your own mini vampire story in 13 blood curdling words?

If so, then we’d like to hear from you. Please post your mini vampire story in the comments below by the end of the day and we’ll announce the winner on Monday!

Good luck!


  1. Can’t sleep. Can’t eat. Obsessed with blood curdling thoughts. I crave taking life.

  2. In the flickering light, Carol stared at the birthday cake. Nineteen candles. Again.

  3. Fangs bared, dripping fresh blood, he entered VampiriCon. The cattle did not run.

  4. “Lost are you? No mummy? Sooo pretty…  such dark eyes… such white… teeth….”

  5. Once bitten, twice immortal.

  6. At the sun’s explosion, teeth broke burning flesh and both drifted to ash. 

  7. She was undead. Her first thought: How to apply makeup with no reflection?

  8. I am a veterinarian. What makes you think vampires only drink human blood?

  9. She forgot to breathe. Forgot to do anything but stare at the vein…

  10. And he bit into her skin, and the blood trickled down her neck.

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